Me: oh my god this guy is perfect for me omg he needs to have my children we need to get married he's so cute aksjfasfkjaslf
Me: *ships him with other man*
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
I JUST CAN’T ESCAPE IT
DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN PEOPLE
that’s 15.4666666….. minutes.
hghjkoiuynoooo
The Effects of Mir's Engrish.
Normal people: Waffles.
Me: WAFFFRRRLLLSSS.
Normal people: Today.
Me: ONE DAY ONE DAY ONE DAY.
Normal people: Let's eat rice, everyone.
Me: EVERYBODY RICE EAT.
Normal people: I'm very happy.
Me: MANY MANY HAPPY.
Normal people: Lonely.
Me: Ronely.
Normal people: It hurts.
Me: I'M OWWWWWWWW.
Normal people: I love you but I can't be with you.
Me: I LOVE YOU...BUT...YOU...SORRY.
store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
KRIS SAVED LU HAN'S DAY:
Lu han: *fangirl* donald duck.. fan.. me.. big... autograph
Donald duck:
Kris: he says that he's a big fan of yours and he wants an autograph.
The next time I go to disneyland
Me: OH MY GOD.
Friends: What?
Me: THEY WALKED HERE.
Friends: What are you talking abou-
ME: THEY BREATHED HERE.
Me: *BREATHES IN THE AIR HEAVELY*
Friends: ...
Me: THEY RODE ON THAT RIGHT.
Me: AND THAT RIDE.
Me: LET'S GO THERE.
Friend: But I want to go-
Me: HE SAT ON THAT SEAT
*random dude starts to sit on the seat*
Me: BITCH DO YOU WANT YOUR ASS FLYING.
